I just released my brand new summer line for Stay Sick Clothing and to make things better, I also put out a brand new website! I will be posting exclusive blogs and videos on my website so please check it out! Hook your boy up with a reblog and SPREAD THE WORD :)
P.S.- EVERYONE who orders will be receiving a FREE signed postcard from yours truly ;)
This is probably the best photo of me that exists.
Another cool ATTILA live shot
This is probably the most badass live ATTILA gif that I’ve seen in a long time!
Okay, so if I’m ever on some cruise ship that fucks up and crashes and starts to sink, I’ve actually got a master plan. Step one, of course, would be to survive. As quickly as possible, I’d get the fuck off and make it to land, etc.. Basically whatever option I could do without having too much contact with the ship staff (not that they would remember me anyways in a time of panic). Once I’m back to safety and with my family, this is where step 2 happens. My family would report me MISSING. I’d be listed among the 50-100 missing people, and nobody would think otherwise. Before I made contact with the outside world, I would undergo a series of cosmetic changes. Cut off my hair/ change my hair color, change my eye color, change the clothes I wear, change my first and last name, the whole deal! Shit, at this point, I may even move to a completely different country just to be completely safe with it. Step 3 begins when my family files a LAWSUIT against the cruise ship. I’m talking multiple MILLIONS. Those companies are loaded, and its understood that I would get millions as a result of my “death”.
So all in all, my plan is that essentially, I would start over in life. A brand new life in which I have millions and millions of dollars, a brand new identity, and I’d never have to work or anything! Fuck it, I could even re-join ATTILA as their “new singer from another country that happens to sound like Fronz”! How clever is that? Well now everybody knows my secret plan, so it probably wouldn’t work, but thats what I would do!
What a sexy fucking band….
Since my eyes are dilated, my doctor gave me some sick new glasses to wear!